Every whore down in Whoreville liked Christmas a lot... But the Grinch who lived just north of Whoreville did not! The Grinch hated Christmas season... Please don't ask why, no one quite knows the reason... It could be perhaps that her shoes were too tight... It could be the fact that she hasn't been screwed quite right... But I think the most likely reason of all... Maybe that all the cocks she encountered were too small!