Ralphy is a 30-year old man who lives in his mom's basement and has not yet lost his virginity. Having grown weary of his lonely existence; he decides to go to College to experience what he has not lived before, and tries to find the woman of his fucking dream.s Ralph's quest involves multiple possible women; Ava, seedy-looking prostitute; Liza, a foreign exchange student of low moral fiber; Lisa, the dean of the College who is faithful to her job; and Katsumi, a bathing beauty and Ralph's ultimate bitchy boss. Tons of hot fucking action in this XXX parody!